Ep.6 - Planes, Trains and Automobiles

November 26, 2015
00:0000:00

Things discussed in this VERY SPECIAL THANKSGIVING episode:

  • Jaret names his band
  • Jaret collaborates with Japan
  • Rich celebrates life
  • Jaret shoots a human
  • Rich teaches grammar
  • Jaret connects with #KevinBacon
  • Jaret has relations with #JohnTesh
  • Rich looks for the perfect girl
  • Rich gets delayed at O'Hare
  • Rich gets locked out of his house
  • Jaret parties with the hot one in #DestinysChild
  • Rich gets real
  • Jaret feels feelings
  • Jaret tells a story with a point
  • Rich get interesting, accidentally
  • Jaret takes a shower
  • Rich uses two pillows in Germany
  • Rich chooses vaping
  • Jaret shits on Rich's nose
  • Jaret feels all the feelings
  • Rich finally connects with Jaret
  • Jaret gets attacked by a coat
  • Rich discovers his dating philosophy
  • Rich thinks he thought
  • Jaret uses his Diners Club card
  • Rich goes on a journey
  • Rich gets a turkey from Chicken Express
  • Jaret feels feelings, yet again
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about #PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles, as well

Ep.5 - Raiders of the Lost Ark

November 19, 2015
00:0000:00

Things discussed in this episode:
  • Jaret hates on great singing
  • Rich wears more Magnum PI shorts
  • Jaret watches the wrong movie
  • Rich goes to his parents' "key parties"
  • Jaret learns movie taste from his sons
  • Rich gets scared by ‪#‎TedDanson‬
  • Rich defines a "trope"
  • Jaret discovers THE ‪#‎MichaelMoore‬
  • Jaret shows his balls to his future father-in-law
  • Rich runs from fiberglass
  • Jaret performs on the big stage
  • Jaret gags himself on an Eastern European
  • Jaret pees on a flaming ‪#‎MarkCuban‬
  • Rich gets mad about Greedo
  • Rich talks about his legless lizard
  • Jaret shows you where to kiss him
  • Rich rides a periscope
  • Jaret and Rich love on ‪#‎BradPitt‬
  • Jaret loves his brother
  • Jaret thanks Rich
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about ‪#‎RaidersOfTheLostArk‬ as well

Ep.4 - The Goonies

November 13, 2015
00:0000:00

Things discussed in this episode:
  • Rich searches for the meaning of Goon
  • Jaret gets a house on the new Goon Dock Golf Course
  • Rich moves to Killeen, TX and hangs by his nails
  • Rich rates Spielberg, shitty
  • Jaret prevents jailbreaks more efficiently
  • Jaret touches wieners
  • Rich works Corey Feldman
  • Jaret cures asthma by eating pizza
  • Rich flaccidly detects herpes
  • Jaret pees on his face
  • Rich French-kisses a cat and Kirk Cameron
  • Jaret perves out again, again
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about The Goonies, as well

Ep.3 - When Harry Met Sally

November 5, 2015
00:0000:00

Things discussed in this episode:

  • Rich gets EPIC
  • Jaret punches Billy Crystal in the face
  • Rich disses the gold bikini
  • Rich has relations with Mr. Zero
  • Jaret likes it dry
  • Rich is a casserole
  • Jaret gets on top
  • Jaret doesn't understand men
  • Rich fills a hole
  • Jaret sends "Thank You" cards
  • Jaret has what Rich is having
  • Rich one-up's Jaret in women satisfaction
  • Jaret discovers the clitoris
  • Rich plays dissonant Harry notes
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about When Harry Met Sally as well