Ep.82 - The Mummy (1999)

June 8, 2017
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Jaret, Rich, the lovely Casey, and Kiddy Corner Wil discuss this week's movie, "The Mummy". We do another game of 5 Questions with Wendy Kropf, and we also pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.73 - Big Trouble in Little China

April 6, 2017
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Jaret, Rich, the lovely Casey, and Kiddy Corner Wil discuss this week's movie, "Big Trouble in Little China". We do another game of 5 Questions with David Dooley, and we also pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.69 - King Kong (1976)

March 9, 2017
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Jaret, Rich, the lovely Casey, and Kiddy Corner Wil discuss this week's movie, "King Kong". NineToe Karate Cortney joins us this week, we do another game of 5 Questions with Rawdon James, and we also pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.49 - Stand By Me

October 13, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "Stand By Me" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like languages, the metric system, loss, narration, Wil Wheaton, brothers, and much, much more!  Oh and we also did another game of 5 Questions with Dave Murray.  Jaret's Aunt and Uncle, and "Kiddy Corner Wil" hang out for a bit, as well. And, of course, we pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@carsickfatkid.com.

Ep.47 - Cowboys & Aliens

September 29, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "Cowboys & Aliens" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like cowboys, aliens, conjunctions, wedding toasts, red heads from Scotland, the presidential debate, Jaret Facebook friending Rich againand much, much more!  Oh and we also did another game of 5 Questions with Rawdon James.  "Kitty Corner Wil" and "Tim Toole My Neighbor" hang out for a bit, as well. And, of course, we pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@carsickfatkid.com.

Ep.27 - Captain America: The First Avenger

May 5, 2016
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Jaret and Rich are feeling very patriotic while discussing this week's movie, "Captain America: The First Avenger".  They also talk about heroism, war, veterans, shields, comics, Haley's amazing Atwells, Samuel L Jackson (AGAIN), and much, much more!!

Ep.23 - Guardians of the Galaxy

April 7, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "Guardians of the Galaxy" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like Gary Shandling's death, Jaret co-staring in another movie with a star from this movie, the soundtrack, Jaret's sex tape with Rivers Cuomo, Jaret's long hair and napsack, Rich's love for red women - oh, and we have a special appearance by one of our $50 Patreon Producers, Ashley C and play another game of "Five Questions"! 

Ep.16 - Tombstone

February 11, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "Tombstone" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like: the worst and best acting of all time, westerns, electric cowboys, urban cowboys, yellow-bellied cowboys, young guns, Kevin Costner, Rich's only valid point of the podcast series, epic mustaches, Jaret's Jimmy Kimmel appearance, Steve Vai, oh and spoiler alert... we solve this one too.

Ep.11 - E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

January 7, 2016
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Things discussed in this episode:

  • Jaret watches Game of Thrones
  • Jaret wins with balls
  • Rich has penis breath
  • Rich becomes a virgin
  • Jaret plays Dungeons & Dragons
  • Rich gets runny pizza
  • Jaret gets terrorized by Danzam
  • Jaret touches peepees
  • Rich harasses the guy from E.T.
  • Rich suggests acting lessons for Drew Barrymore
  • Jaret cries... three times
  • Jaret dissects a frog
  • Rich steps on a frog
  • Rich leaves his kids at home
  • Jaret hauls ass on a bike
  • Jaret finds a way to poop
  • Jaret sings inward
  • Rich wears a NASA suit
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial as well

Ep.9 - Star Wars (PART 2 of 2)

December 18, 2015
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Things discussed in this episode:

  • Rich saves Star Wars
  • Jaret meets Spiderman
  • Jaret goes to the cantina
  • Rich hammers his head
  • Jaret reminisces on "Bubba" Fett
  • Rich finds the droids he's looking for
  • Jaret gets into more bar fights
  • Rich despecializes George Lucas
  • Jaret builds a brand new Death Star
  • Jaret supports Casey's decision
  • Rich takes Jaret for granted
  • Rich fights for Jedi
  • Jaret breathes while he talks
  • Jaret gives himself to the force
  • Jaret plays Tempest
  • Rich jerks with his hand
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about #StarWars as well

Ep.9 - Star Wars (PART 1 of 2)

December 17, 2015
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We ran really long on this episode so we had to split it into two parts.  This half is mostly random discussions about Star Wars in general and the second half will be a more normal discussion about the scenes... ah, who am I kidding; we go off the rails in the second half as well.


Things discussed in this episode:  

  • Rich belts it out  
  • Jaret travels to "Tatoony"  
  • Rich puts Star Wars sheets on his bed  
  • Jaret loves his bother  
  • Jaret shoots Jawas  
  • Rich acquires all the Lukes  
  • Jaret becomes a Thespian  
  • Rich shoots at the ceiling  
  • Jaret doesn't find shit  
  • Jaret makes a list with bacon  
  • Jaret enhances Casey  
  • Rich kills Anakin Skywalker  
  • Jaret shot first  
  • Jaret hates on #RussellBrand  
  • Rich remakes Episode IV  
  • Rich wears a skirt  
  • Jaret Ubers the British  
  • Rich can't keep a girlfriend  
  • Jaret and Rich fight with lightsabers  
  • Rich stops censoring Jaret  
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about #StarWars as well

Ep.8 - The Beach (w/ SPECIAL GUEST)

December 10, 2015
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Thanks to special guest and world traveler, Matt Shofman

You can find him here:
http://www.facebook.com/MattShofman
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Things discussed in this episode:

  • Jaret drinks snake blood
  • Rich gets a real job
  • Jaret plays ping pong
  • Jaret parties with the lady boys
  • Rich shaves his adam's apple
  • Jaret tucks the biscuit
  • Jaret gets hostel
  • Jaret drinks himself to sleep
  • Rich has a foursome
  • Jaret swims with sharks
  • Jaret t-bags our guest
  • Rich gets an infatuation
  • Jaret gets raped by a spider monkey
  • Rich goes to a beach in a whore shoe
  • Jaret masturbates in a tent
  • Rich does algebra sex
  • Jaret picks up girls in Atlanta
  • Rich gets a female companion
  • Jaret plays cricket
  • Rich has shrimp-water sex
  • Jaret misses the boob shot
  • Jaret wears dirty underwear
  • Rich can't find the girls
  • Jaret gets his black belt
  • Jaret eats Kurdish cheese
  • Rich gets fungus in his rice
  • Rich stabs himself
  • Jaret kills a man
  • Rich chooses not to die
  • Rich shows his ninja skills
  • Jaret joins the #AmazingRace

Ep.5 - Raiders of the Lost Ark

November 19, 2015
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Things discussed in this episode:
  • Jaret hates on great singing
  • Rich wears more Magnum PI shorts
  • Jaret watches the wrong movie
  • Rich goes to his parents' "key parties"
  • Jaret learns movie taste from his sons
  • Rich gets scared by ‪#‎TedDanson‬
  • Rich defines a "trope"
  • Jaret discovers THE ‪#‎MichaelMoore‬
  • Jaret shows his balls to his future father-in-law
  • Rich runs from fiberglass
  • Jaret performs on the big stage
  • Jaret gags himself on an Eastern European
  • Jaret pees on a flaming ‪#‎MarkCuban‬
  • Rich gets mad about Greedo
  • Rich talks about his legless lizard
  • Jaret shows you where to kiss him
  • Rich rides a periscope
  • Jaret and Rich love on ‪#‎BradPitt‬
  • Jaret loves his brother
  • Jaret thanks Rich
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about ‪#‎RaidersOfTheLostArk‬ as well